the gazette funny interview2

What is the first thing you do when you return home?

Ruki: I turn on the lights and take a bath.

Reita: Turn on the air-conditioning.

Uruha: Turn on the TV. Then quickly change into a jersey.

Aoi: Turn on my game.

Kai: Either the TV or computer.

What do you do to relax when you're tired?

Aoi&Kai: Sleep

Ruki: Take a bath then go to sleep.

Reita: Eat, then go to sleep within 30 minutes.

Uruha: Drink

Kai: All you do is drink (laughs)

Please give some pointers on how to sing Gazette's songs in karaoke.

Ruki: Gazette's song are pretty hard~

Reita: I went with Uruha and a friend to karaoke, though. My friend tried singing "BEST FRIENDS", but messed up the rhythm halfway through, so I started thinking maybe it is kind of hard (laugh)

Ruki: Well, what's wrong with it being like that? People shouldn't try to copy the singing, just sing it in your own way.

What do you think is going to happen this year?

Ruki: A short hair cut.

Uruha: Smoking ban.

Ruki: That's already here!

Since you can't smoke in taxis anymore, huh

Uruha: That's true

Aoi: So it's already here, then (laughs)

Reita: Lowered gas prices.

Ruki&Aoi: That's not happening.

Reita: The democrats are moving, though.

Ruki: It looks like it'll change from George Bush.

Aoi: Not it looks like, it will change.

Reita: His term is over.

Ruki: It looks like Hillary will happen.

Kai: Of course, the GazettE will.

Aoi: We will, huh. Or rather, we are.

If you could do a collaboration with anyone in the world, with who and what kind of collaboration would it be?

Reita: A PV with Steven Spielberg. I love Jurassic Park.

Uruha: Eh, it would have dinosaurs?

Reita: I would like it to have an outer space feeling.

Ruki: I would want Bjork to sing in a chorus.

That's extravagant.

Uruha: In the same way, I would want to be a member of Slipknot.

Kai: A person named Mike Portnoy (drummer of Dream Theater) is very into drums, so I would like to make a drumset with someone like that.

Aoi: I would want to with a car seller. Cars today tend to look the same, so I want to do a collaboration and make a really cool one. And become rich.

Ruki: Oh?

What is your ring tone at the moment?

Aoi: A regular ringing.

Reita: I have one like that, too

Uruha: The sound of water dropping, and whatever came with it.

Ruki: I have a warning sort of siren.

Kai: (Looks at his phone to check...and plays it)

Ruki: Like the sound on the black tea commercial.

What is something you want to ask the fans?

Ruki: That's a different kind of question.

Uruha: Is everyone going to school like they should?

Reita: At what kind of times do you listen to Gazette's CDs?

What do you think is the greatest luxury?

Reita: Falling asleep again. That feeling is incredible!

Aoi: That's true. When someone calls you on the interphone, and you go back to sleep.

Reita: That feels good!?

Does it annoy you when someone calls on the interphone?

Aoi: It does (laughs)

Uruha: For me it's an onsen. Relaxing in hot water, then having a beer afterwards.

Kai: When I can drink sake from the afternoon on.

Ruki: For me, going to Hawaii was a luxury. The atmosphere of having a drink at night and looking at the scenery from the terrace of the hotel. The wind felt good, and listening to rockabilly on my iPod...

Did you get roomservice?

Ruki: No, I ate beef jerkey (laughs)

Reita: At school, when it closed for a while because of influenza, and I could sleep more. That's amazing.

Uruha: It is, huh~

Ruki: When the sports festival was cancelled because of rain.

Uruha: What part of that is a luxury? (laughs)

Ruki: Isn't it nice to wake up expecting to have to do something, then being able to go back to sleep?

That's kind of insignificant, though

Ruki: Hahaha. ...Ah, but I already said Hawaii!

What do you like to put on sunny side up eggs?

Aoi&Kai: Mayonnaise.

Reita&Uruha: Ehhh?

Uruha: I haven't heard that! I like salt.

Reita: Salt or soy sauce.

Ruki: Ehhh? I use Worcester sauce.

That's the most normal, huh

Aoi: No, no, no, no. Normal would be salt or pepper. Why would Worcester sauce be normal? Do you use it?

No, I use ketchup or mayonnaise.

Uruha: Ehhh?

Ruki: Ketchup and mayonnaise are good.

Aoi: That's what we put on our hamburgers at home.

What do you wish you had done when you were a teenager?

Ruki: Gotten my drivers license. I really wonder why I never did that.

Uruha: Seriously, why didn't you?

Ruki: And I had so many chances to go, too. I want to completely change that "If I have time to go to the driving school, I'll play instead" kind of thinking I had at the time.

Aoi: I would have liked to take the college entrance exams.

Ruki: That's a lie.

Aoi: I didn't graduate high school, though.

Reita: Aren't you getting the order wrong?

Aoi: I just wish I had been able to at least go to college~ Kinda thing. I'm kidding, though.

Kai: For me it's piano. My mom played, and we have a grand piano in our house, so I wonder why I never learned it. I tried it once, but then I gave up.

Reita: Because he's a thoroughbred.

Aoi: Well, it's not too late, so why don't you start now?

Kai: But the drums...

Aoi: Couldn't you do both~

Uruha: For me it's English. I wish I'd have learned it while I was at the right age. My English grades were always a 5 on the 5-point scale.

Ruki: ...I guess you can repaint the past, huh

Aoi: We can say that cause there's no one here that knows.

Reita: But I've never heard that from Uruha.

Aoi: Rather, I've never heard you speak English.

Reita: That came out of nowhere. [a joke: "nemimi ni mizu" means "out of the blue/out of nowhere". but instead of saying "mizu" he said water in English, lol]

Uruha: Ehh?

Ruki: Your timing of that was weird

(laughs) What about Reita-kun?

Reita: I went to an industrial high school, but I wish I had gotten qualifications from there. I didn't get any.

Uruha: Then why did you go?

Kai: Huh? Didn't you say once you were getting a permit to handle dangerous machinery or something?

Reita: I failed.

All: Wahahahaha!

Aoi: So it's not that you wished you had done it, you couldn't.

What was something a girl told you that made you happy?

Reita: You make me feel soo good.

All: (after a second) wahahaha!

Uruha: True...

It feels good like Kitajima Kosuke, right?

Reita: Of course.

Then, seriously (laughs)

Ruki: "I can relax"

Reita: "What do you want to eat?"

What situation would that be in?

Reita: It's not like I'm asking to be spoiled, you know? In a "Should I make something?" kind of way.

Uruha: I like "What are you doing today?"

Reita: Eh? You want to be asked that? (laughs)

Uruha: I want her to care. * <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3  * 

Reita: Ah~ You want her to wonder what you're doing.